Gary Bettman has been making the media rounds recently, including his annual awkward mess of an interview on Hockey Night in Canada. His PR tour continued recently with an stop at your local sports radio station, where he was asked the question on all our minds: What exactly does he do all day?
I have to admit, I have a little more respect for him after hearing his answer.
(Special thanks to Steve Warne of the Team 1200 for his voiceover work. And remember, every time you go a full day without visiting Bloge Salming a Habs fan sets a dumpster on fire.)
I love how you put "Punch a Red Wing fans Baby" as one of your labels.
ReplyDeleteI'd be interested to know how often that's entered in Google.
Dang it, that's exactly what I do with Google Maps. It's why I buy laptops in 24-packs.
ReplyDeleteThat sounded nothing like Steve Warne.
ReplyDelete@Martin...
ReplyDeleteAre you sure? I worked really hard on the impersonation.
Gary Bettman sounds like Sidney Crosby from the "Welcome to Canada Olympic Rap"
ReplyDeletecoincidence? I think not....
You two make such beautiful music together.
ReplyDeletePunching a baby is never ok, a baby doesn't get to choose his/her parents' affiliations!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm even ok with the Habs fans setting dumpsters on fire, as long as Carcillo loses.
Is Fraser being blind really a conspiracy? And would it not be easier for Bettman to pee on Crosby? It would kind of be like pissing on Canada. Or does he do that to Cindy all ready? As all ways....love the work.
ReplyDeleteI only wish that when he pees on the monitor it would electrocute him and knock some sense into the guy!
ReplyDeleteMy poor Islanders...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDelete5 million stars
"remind Fraser he's blind"
ReplyDeleteDGB corporate infiltration at it's best!
I never realized the uncanny resemblance between Gary and The Count...occupational similarities aside.
ReplyDeleteI think Bettman forgot "nursing Crosby" from his to-do list.
Great job! I haven't laughed like that in quite some time.
silly babies, being born to Red wings fans.
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