Monday, April 19, 2010

Welcome to Loser City

The Stanley Cup is every player's ultimate goal. And since the only way to win it is by first earning a spot in the NHL playoffs, the post-season naturally becomes ever player's first and only priority.

Or at least, that's what they tell us. It turns out the players have a little secret: missing the playoffs isn't so bad.

Oh sure, it's going to be frustrating if you're a fiery competitor like Jarome Iginla. Luckily, Jarome has some new teammates this year, and they've let him in on how it really is:



If you don't visit Bloge Salming every day, Daniel Carcillo wins.




8 comments:

  1. LMAO!!! The very end killed me! That was greatgu

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  2. I guess I need to stop visiting Bloge Salming...Carbomb wins again.

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  3. This is, unquestionably, the best thing you've done since the Burke Twitter feed.

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  4. Loved Kovie, heh nice touch.

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  5. Phaneuf at the end = comedy gold

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  6. Jokinen is mayor of that city, correct?

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  7. Glad to see Vinny is enjoying his summer off. Hopefully him and Marty are drinking away the memories of Lawton and Tocchet.

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  8. Canucks fan says: We won tonight but I love your blog :)Iggy wishes the Olympics never stopped

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