Today marks 25 years since the most famous trade in NHL history. On August 9, 1988, the Edmonton Oilers traded Wayne Gretzky, Marty McSorley and Mike Krushelnyski to the LA Kings for Jimmy Carson, Martin Gelinas, three first-round picks and cash.
The deal became known simply as "The Trade", and its effects are still being felt to this day. The day still resonates with hockey fans so strongly that even now, a quarter of a century later, the anniversary is getting extensive media coverage.
But how well do you really know The Trade? Here are some lesser known facts and figures from the most famous transaction in hockey history:
- Before the trade, every NHL trade deadline broadcast would begin with the host saying "You know what they say, folks, if Wayne Gretzky can be traded then anyone can! But of course Wayne Gretzky cannot, in fact, be traded, so…" followed by an eight-hour test pattern.
- The main piece coming back to Edmonton in the trade never did produce the sort of offensive numbers that fans had been hoping for, although in fairness it's hard to score goals when you are a giant bag full of money.
- Everyone who has ever asked you if you remember where you were the day Gretzky was traded didn't remotely care about your answer, and was just waiting for you to stop talking so they could tell you their own boring story.
- The ultra-exclusive "Players Who Were Once Traded for Wayne Gretzky Club" was created on that day, but shut its doors permanently years later when Roman Vopat showed up.
- In addition to Los Angeles, Gretzky was also offered to both Detroit and Vancouver, but balked at the latter option when it became clear that they mainly just wanted him to ride around in the back of a pickup truck holding a torch and looking annoyed.
- Gretzky insisted that any trade also include his good friend Mike Krushelnyski, or "Krusher" as his teammates called him, as well as Marty McSorley, or "Ol' Super Curvy Stick Although I'm Sure That Won't End Up Being Important".
- Whenever anyone would ask Bruce McNall if he felt like the trade was so lopsided that he'd ripped off the Oilers in a massive fraud, he'd shift awkwardly in his chair and mutter "No, that feels slightly different".
- Oilers coach and GM Glen Sather originally threatened to resign rather than be a part of a deal that he fundamentally wanted no part of, presumably because he wasn't sure how to eventually give it a buyout.
- Devastated Edmonton fans consoled themselves that at least Gretzky wasn’t traded to Calgary, because lord knows no self-respecting Oilers star would ever be caught dead wearing a Flames jersey.
- At the time of the trade, Janet Jones was already pregnant with Paulina Gretzky, which I don't have a joke for but am including just so I can add "SEO guru" to my resume.
- Gretzky was so fundamental in helping the NHL become successful in the southern US that to this day the league owes him a debt they can never hope to repay, or at least we assume that's why Gary Bettman's office is filled with photos of Gretzky with "I.O.U." scrawled on them.
- News of the trade blindsided Gretzky, which would explain why news of the trade was then punched repeatedly in the face by Dave Semenko.
- Everyone remembers the way Gretzky's emotional farewell press conference brought tears to the eyes of those in the room, except for Kerry Fraser, who has no recollection of Gretzky ever causing fluid to leak out of anyone's face.
- Experts at the time of the deal insisted that hockey fans would never see anything like it again, and they were right, assuming that by "it" they meant "anything even vaguely interesting happening in August".
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