Let me have one with that topping that only irredeemably
evil people like. Yes, yes, of course I mean pineapple.
evil people like. Yes, yes, of course I mean pineapple.
Hello, thank you for calling the pizza delivery hotline. How can I help you?
You say your name is Gary, and you need some pizza delivered to a very important negotiation meeting you're currently having. Well we can certainly do that, sir. What size pizza would you like?
Hmm, we don't really have "record-breakingly large but about to get a lot smaller". I'll just put you down for a medium, which comes to $10. Sound OK? Great. And what toppings did you want on that?
Oh, you guys are having some trouble agreeing on that part. I see. Not even speaking the same language, eh? I can imagine that could be frustrating. Well, how about we just divide the whole thing right down the middle?
