Dear Hockey Night in Canada,
When we said we wanted our Saturday nights to have a "playoff atmosphere", this isn't what we meant and you know it.
Featuring 46 greatest hits and 24 chapters of exclusive new material, The Best of Down Goes Brown is in bookstores now.
Order online from: Amazon.com
... or find it in the Sports section of your favorite bookstore.
I'm the lead hockey writer over at Grantland, where you can usually find me four times a week during the NHL season.