Dear Hockey Night in Canada,
When we said we wanted our Saturday nights to have a "playoff atmosphere", this isn't what we meant and you know it.
I'm the lead hockey writer over at Grantland, where you can usually find me four times a week during the NHL season.
Featuring 46 greatest hits and 24 chapters of exclusive new material, The Best of Down Goes Brown is in bookstores now.
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... or find it in the Sports section of your favorite bookstore.