Dear Hockey Night in Canada,
When we said we wanted our Saturday nights to have a "playoff atmosphere", this isn't what we meant and you know it.
You can find my work several times a week at espn.go.com/nhl/.
Featuring 46 greatest hits and 24 chapters of exclusive new material, The Best of Down Goes Brown is in bookstores now.
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... or find it in the Sports section of your favorite bookstore.