Grab bag: Won't somebody please think of the children in Mario Lemieux commercials

In the weekly grab bag:
- The three comedy stars
- Obscure player of the week Rick Zombie
- The Maple Leafs hold a closed-door meeting
- WE DID IT! The league listens to grab bag readers and finally fixes one of our trivial annoyances
- Don Cherry doesn't say a word about hockey
- And a YouTube breakdown of why you should never let Mario Lemieux near your children during a commercial

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