Six Patrick Roy-inspired Oilers trades for a goalie that get increasingly demented

Thirty years ago today, there was a very good team with one crucial flaw.

They had an excellent roster, one that included two of the very best centers of their era. The forward depth was good. They had a decent blueline, one anchored by one of the better young offensive defensemen in the league. They had a good young coach. But the flaw was in goal – they had some decent goalies, but nobody who could be The Guy,  the sort of stud who could steal a playoff series or two on the long road to a championship.

Stop me if any of this sounds familiar, Oiler fans.

You know how the story ends. Our team is the 1995-96 Colorado Avalanche, and tomorrow marks the thirty-year anniversary of the biggest transaction in franchise history. On December 6, 1995, the Avalanche acquired Patrick Roy from the Canadiens in a five-player trade, and the rest was history. They won the Stanley Cup that very year, followed not long after by another. Joe Sakic and Peter Forsberg went to the Hall of Fame with multiple rings. And it all happened because Colorado’s front office recognized a problem, and took the biggest swing possible to fix it.

Could this year’s Oilers do the same?

The short answer: No, of course not.

We all know why. There’s a salary cap now. Trading is too hard, especially during the season. The price would be too high. Great players are almost never traded these days. And there’s also the not-very-small detail that Roy had basically walked out on his team a few days earlier, forcing Montreal to make a lopsided deal they wouldn’t otherwise have made. No elite goalies are doing that these days.

OK, sure. This year’s Oilers can’t take a big swing. It’s impossible to land a Roy-sized talent, or even anything close, even if it would be the last piece of a Stanley Cup puzzle. We have to be realistic, and we all know that when the Oilers eventually make their move, it will look a lot more like the 2024 Avs than the 1995 version – which is to say, they’ll try to find a Mackenzie Blackwood or Scott Wedgewood, then hope for the best. Or maybe they won’t do anything at all, and just roll the dice on yet another Stuart Skinner playoff run. But a blockbuster? Never going to happen.

Fine. But what if it did?

Today, on the eve of the anniversary of the Patrick Roy trade, let’s indulge in a little but of make-believe. Let’s pretend we live in an alternate NHL world where a team that was one star goalie away from a championship would actually, you know, go get a star goalie.

Which goalies could be the Oilers’ Patrick Roy? I have six suggestions. None of them are remotely realistic in today’s NHL. This is just a little Friday fun, a thought experiments to take you into the weekend. We'll go from the most to the least plausible.

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Don't set your mascot on fire: One reason to say "no thanks" to all 32 NHL teams

 I tried to be nice.

I really did. Last week, I wrote a whole long piece in which I offered thanks to all 32 NHL teams. It was pure positivity, nothing but puppies and rainbows. Was it out of character? Maybe, but we’re allowed to try new things. And I was trying something very new: Going a whole article without complaining.

And as I should have known would happen, a whole bunch of you responded with: Cool, now flip the script and do the negative version.

Fine. You win. Here’s one reason to say “no thanks” to every team. See if I ever try to be nice again.

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NHL weekend rankings: Early offseason lessons, plus the Wild, Oilers and Sharks

It’s December, which means it’s not too early anymore.

At least, for some things. For example, if a team is struggling to hit .500 at this point, it’s not just a case of a slump or a run of bad luck. That team is bad. There’s still time for them to get good again, absolutely. But right now? There’s no more pointing at the calendar and pretending everything’s OK.

I’m not as convinced that it’s not too early to pass judgement on the offseason. But we’re doing it anyways, so here we go…

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Trades, traditions, and jean shorts: A reason to be thankful for all 32 NHL teams

It’s Thanksgiving, at least among some of the lesser hockey countries. So today, I’m going to list a reason that I’m thankful for each NHL team.

That’s it. No gimmicks, or clever twists. I promise I’m not even going to do the “Thanks for reminding us it could always be worse” backhanded compliment thing to anyone. Just one sincere, if slightly bizarre, reason to say a quick thanks to every team.

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NHL weekend rankings: Looking at the Kings, Blue Jackets, and Canadian panic

If you’re American, this is Thanksgiving week. There’s a good chance that you’re making plans to see friends and family. You might be travelling, in which case we wish you the best of luck with all that. By Thursday, if all goes well, you’ll have a belly full of turkey and a full slate of NFL games to doze to.

If you’re a Canadian, you’re probably busy panicking about your NHL team.

For our purposes, that second group is more interesting than the first. So let’s take a quick tour around the country and ask the question: Just how worried should you be right now?

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