Last night was the highly anticipated grand opening of MLSE's Real Sports Bar & Grill. The massive establishment is the latest crown jewel in the MLSE corporate empire, and is sure to become Toronto's premier dining destination. Located right outside the ACC, Real Sports will open to the public next week and hosted a special invitation-only sneak peek last night.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to make it due to prior commitments, travel complications, and the restraining order. But some of my spies were able to sneak in and get their hands on one of the menus. Even though it's top secret, I'm publishing it here.
Ever wondered what a Maple Leafs-themed restaurant would serve up? Wonder no more.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
MLSE's Real Sports Bar & Grill: The leaked menu
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Wow. Amazing.
ReplyDeletegreat stuff. the JFJ part was my favorite.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they're not serving "The Beauchemin": A big fat turnover sprinkled with a pinch of icing sugar, a pinch of chocolate flakes, a pinch of ...
ReplyDeleteWow. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThe Mats Sundin and the Guarantee were my favourite.
good lord, its like your wit slaps us in the face
ReplyDeleteCan't believe you forgot the Wellwood: A whole chicken, deep-fried & stuffed with bacon double cheeseburgers.
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ReplyDeleteDude... freaking priceless. Yes, I actually snorted once while reading this. So much win...
ReplyDeleteThe Toskala: Goulash served in a wicker basket
ReplyDeleteThe single typo rears its ugly head.
ReplyDeleteI'm scared. Hold me.
EPIC WIN
ReplyDeletefake!
ReplyDeleteKnocked it out of the park, again.
ReplyDeleteAnother masterpiece. And for desert you can have the Giggy Jello. a little shaky but tough enough that you can not put a puck through it.
ReplyDeletePlease make these for other teams...priceless, and so much material out there
ReplyDeleteThis might be your best work to date. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteFor the calendar year, definitely your best one yet.
ReplyDeleteBravo dear sir, bravo.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the JFJ/balloon bit. My brother in law worked for the City of Toronto, and often ran into JFJ at the practice rink in Etobicoke. A bigger KNOB, you will never meet, than JFJ.
ReplyDeleteROCK ON DGB!!!
Pete
Brilliant. Sweet Jeebus, that's some funny.
ReplyDeleteDGB, you've upped your game recently.
ReplyDeleteThis one was excellent!! The JFJ bit was hilarious!
No drink called the Wendel. It's vodka and vicodin, guaranteed to knock you the hell out if not kill you.
ReplyDeleteI am jealous
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ReplyDeleteI too laughed aloud. I am employed here, and have been tasting the food for the last 3 weeks straight; and am definitely calling your BS. ;)
ReplyDeleteWe open on Monday. Come in and taste for yourself.
I love how this post ranks#2 for "Real Sports bar & Grill"
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funny as hell man keep it up
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