tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post6810103702287028311..comments2024-03-18T06:28:32.980-04:00Comments on Down Goes Brown: A brief history of Chris ProngerDown Goes Brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10150805735008417848noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-29266327903457242762014-10-20T01:38:09.127-04:002014-10-20T01:38:09.127-04:00HA the Kesler one was gold! Keep it up DGBHA the Kesler one was gold! Keep it up DGBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-85265228313815259992013-04-03T09:49:28.866-04:002013-04-03T09:49:28.866-04:00• What is going through the head of a player, who ...• What is going through the head of a player, who tries to attack Chris Pronger? Chris Pronger's stick. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-12753707910694878892013-03-21T11:30:19.887-04:002013-03-21T11:30:19.887-04:00HOT POCKETSHOT POCKETSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-7647917392423435822013-03-18T15:42:16.297-04:002013-03-18T15:42:16.297-04:00There are Chuck Norris Facts...
Also Vin Diesel Fa...There are Chuck Norris Facts...<br />Also Vin Diesel Facts & Mr. T Facts...<br />and of course there are Wendel Clark Facts...<br />So why not:<br /><br />• Chris Pronger does not sleep, he waits.<br />• The chief export of Chris Pronger is pain.<br />• The top 3 causes of death for former NHL veterans are: 1-Natural causes 2-Cancer 3-Chris Pronger<br />• The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chris Pronger has been there, then the grass is covered in blood and tears.<br />• Chris Pronger invented black. In fact Chris Pronger invented the entire spectrum. Except pink, Jonathon Cheecho invented pink.<br />• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chris Pronger pajamas.<br />• The last thing you hear before you get body-checked by Chris Pronger? No body knows because dead men tell no tales.<br />• If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chris Pronger.<br />• The most efficient form of suicide is to type 'Chris Pronger' under Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky".<br />• Chris Pronger can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.<br />• Chris Pronger is the reason 'Waldo' is hiding.<br />• Chris Pronger uses a night-light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chris Pronger.<br />• When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chris Pronger.<br />• When you say 'no one is perfect' Chris Pronger takes this as an insult.<br />• When Chris Pronger plays monopoly, it affects the entire world's economy.<br />• Chris Pronger must register all his body parts as weapons. His spleen is classified a concealed weapon in all 50 states.<br />• Chris Pronger will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him.<br />• Chris Pronger doesn't read books, he simply stares them down until he gets the information he needs.<br />• Count from 1 to 10. That's how long it would take Chris Pronger to kill you. 53 times.<br />• They were going to release a 'Chris Pronger Clue' edition game, but the answer was always; Chris Pronger, in the Rec Room, with a body check.<br />• Chris Pronger's legs have a Hemi.<br />• He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chris Pronger. dies.<br />• People invented the car to escape Chris Pronger. Chris Pronger proceeded to invent the car accident.<br />• Lightning never strikes twice in the same place because Chris Pronger is looking for it.<br />• Wendel Clark and Chris Pronger have agreed never to fight, because such a conflict would bring about the end of the known universe.<br />• BOO-yah!<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-67345292613106275552013-03-14T22:06:30.035-04:002013-03-14T22:06:30.035-04:00The Kesler dig was pure gold. And I'm a Canuck...The Kesler dig was pure gold. And I'm a Canucks and Kesler fan. Hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-15056569080561453132013-03-14T20:27:10.238-04:002013-03-14T20:27:10.238-04:00Anyone else think he looks way to much like Jim Ga...Anyone else think he looks way to much like Jim Gaffigan in that picture?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-90282589224049070142013-03-13T10:37:32.043-04:002013-03-13T10:37:32.043-04:00It was an Ottawa reference to Alfie shooting the p...It was an Ottawa reference to Alfie shooting the puck at Neidermayer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-56301440109882233662013-03-13T07:32:08.896-04:002013-03-13T07:32:08.896-04:00he'll beat up a ref and take his uniformhe'll beat up a ref and take his uniformAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-25013909524992581732013-03-13T07:20:42.922-04:002013-03-13T07:20:42.922-04:00Exactly.Exactly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-32092132339091975632013-03-12T23:46:22.941-04:002013-03-12T23:46:22.941-04:00who?who?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-40712537621670007752013-03-12T19:03:21.036-04:002013-03-12T19:03:21.036-04:00Love the shot at Daigle!Love the shot at Daigle!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-83061765717220711452013-03-12T18:27:47.813-04:002013-03-12T18:27:47.813-04:00Oh dear, that Joffrey Lupul gag was amazing.Oh dear, that Joffrey Lupul gag was amazing.Dave Whttp://portsloglog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-33743006352751340912013-03-12T16:27:08.939-04:002013-03-12T16:27:08.939-04:00Finally got around to buying the book. Arriving to...Finally got around to buying the book. Arriving tomorrow. Woohoo!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-77654126717450322472013-03-12T15:37:08.167-04:002013-03-12T15:37:08.167-04:00Having been at game 1 that year (and 2, 5, and 7),...Having been at game 1 that year (and 2, 5, and 7), I remember the incident quite well. Not to mention in game 7 when a penalty got negated due to a penalty shot situation. (wonder if Grapes went TILT after that incident).<br /><br />With the BlackHawks looking so good this year, wonder how Pronger will get more BlackHawk SC Final pucks to add to his collection.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-88000065487590538402013-03-12T15:25:46.423-04:002013-03-12T15:25:46.423-04:00Boooooo!Boooooo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-46309279863790568632013-03-12T15:24:42.582-04:002013-03-12T15:24:42.582-04:00Let alone the original DC comics before these magi...Let alone the original DC comics before these magic moving pictures you call 'movies' were invented.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-84696952131696401212013-03-12T14:39:30.512-04:002013-03-12T14:39:30.512-04:00Just so I can take a turn as that guy who doesn...Just so I can take a turn as that guy who doesn't understand that this is a humour site:<br /><br />"June 5, 2006 - Pronger becomes the first player in history to score on a penalty shot in the Stanley Cup finals, as he executes a little move he likes to call "fake right, deke left, sprint for the nearest exit and jump on the first bus out of this god-forsaken hell hole.""<br /><br />The penalty shot was scored in Raleigh, which probably is a god-forsaken hellhole, just not the specific one that your joke relies on it being."Steve Smith"https://www.blogger.com/profile/00619594380611546733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-63476673827995864782013-03-12T13:27:42.228-04:002013-03-12T13:27:42.228-04:00Someone didn't watch the 1989 Tim Burton Batma...Someone didn't watch the 1989 Tim Burton Batman movie.pbossnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-11664209616066933542013-03-12T13:27:15.665-04:002013-03-12T13:27:15.665-04:00You're my favorite. Ever.You're my favorite. Ever.Marjoramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10816366948666793328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-8147293636791587102013-03-12T13:27:09.578-04:002013-03-12T13:27:09.578-04:00Jack Napier, aka the Joker, killed them in Tim Bur...Jack Napier, aka the Joker, killed them in Tim Burton's version of Batman. <br />Nicholson was the Joker.robinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-31405572555598603442013-03-12T13:03:48.300-04:002013-03-12T13:03:48.300-04:00Solid gold, as usual Sean!!!Solid gold, as usual Sean!!!Sometime Scrawlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06165659183107272313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-76134038135517641202013-03-12T13:01:46.941-04:002013-03-12T13:01:46.941-04:00He was referring to the Cardiac Arrest incident.He was referring to the Cardiac Arrest incident.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-74805838972268486242013-03-12T12:24:53.190-04:002013-03-12T12:24:53.190-04:00If I remember correctly, Alfredsson fired the puck...If I remember correctly, Alfredsson fired the puck at Neidermayer after the whistle during those playoffs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-13836880945870722352013-03-12T12:05:40.418-04:002013-03-12T12:05:40.418-04:00Joker didn't kill Batman's parents.Joker didn't kill Batman's parents.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-36442502822986436202013-03-12T10:54:52.787-04:002013-03-12T10:54:52.787-04:00The slap shot was fired by #15 Dmitri Mironov of t...The slap shot was fired by #15 Dmitri Mironov of the Detroit Red Wings /random fact<br /><br />Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00192008703215851945noreply@blogger.com