tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post4709983842329506021..comments2024-03-27T23:29:08.366-04:00Comments on Down Goes Brown: Winners and losers at the NHL's midseason markDown Goes Brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10150805735008417848noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-89028709096888375422012-02-23T20:54:12.713-05:002012-02-23T20:54:12.713-05:00As a rangers fan I am excited about these 5 winter...As a rangers fan I am excited about these 5 winter classic games this decade!! btw the Cyots one was funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-13879774551005454072012-01-14T20:24:42.049-05:002012-01-14T20:24:42.049-05:00The Phoenix one. Ouch.The Phoenix one. Ouch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-70369354368770932342012-01-13T00:48:49.527-05:002012-01-13T00:48:49.527-05:00You know, I hate to be "that guy", but g...You know, I hate to be "that guy", but given that I can't remember the last article we had without some sort of rib on the Flames, I'd just like to point out that they're 9-0-1 over their last 10 home games and are two points out of the playoffs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-12600734107952280422012-01-13T00:27:57.586-05:002012-01-13T00:27:57.586-05:00wait in that ottawa joke are you actually acknowle...wait in that ottawa joke are you actually acknowledging that someone from the Sens are good?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-78774336016834065012012-01-11T15:10:06.199-05:002012-01-11T15:10:06.199-05:00How big does your butt hole have to be to fit all ...How big does your butt hole have to be to fit all these posters in at once?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-85533634656559632612012-01-11T15:07:42.044-05:002012-01-11T15:07:42.044-05:00(checks list)
... no gags about the Kings scoring...(checks list)<br /><br />... no gags about the Kings scoring less than a pimply-faced teenager who has no car?<br /><br />... I'm both happy and sad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-28144064453906000592012-01-11T13:32:40.646-05:002012-01-11T13:32:40.646-05:00This one was amazing, particularly in its consiste...This one was amazing, particularly in its consistency. Nearly every one had me snorting. Bravo.Nirbonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-25761896928004596172012-01-11T07:52:54.774-05:002012-01-11T07:52:54.774-05:00My client, an NHL goaltender who wishes to remain ...My client, an NHL goaltender who wishes to remain anonymous, has retained me to wave a cane at you dismissively, sir. He would have done it himself but he is worried about dislocating a hip in the process.Juniorhttp://www.heroesinrehab.ca/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-77615954177148612552012-01-11T06:16:55.107-05:002012-01-11T06:16:55.107-05:00Holy crap, I need to not be drinking anything whil...Holy crap, I need to not be drinking anything while I'm reading these. I almost had milk come out of my nose when I read the Shane Doan line!ThinkSoJoEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12103192167876118256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-31022679227718147232012-01-11T01:04:38.609-05:002012-01-11T01:04:38.609-05:00Can the Canuck fans stop whining because someone d...Can the Canuck fans stop whining because someone didn't say how great they are? You're really starting to sound like Luongo from the Finals last season. Oh no, they didn't "pump our tires"? I must make myself out to be a whiner for this, and once again make the whole city of Vancouver sound like whiny crybabies!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-15599782874969691622012-01-10T23:51:52.134-05:002012-01-10T23:51:52.134-05:00Anonymous wrote: "With Luongo's play rec...Anonymous wrote: "With Luongo's play recently we can say goodbye to the jokes at his expense."<br /><br />This is absolutely correct. Luongo has shaken off the fatigue of last year's run, and has finally rounded into his standard regular-season form.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-5451166547319899822012-01-10T23:45:32.653-05:002012-01-10T23:45:32.653-05:00This is the best post in awhile. Alot of good one...This is the best post in awhile. Alot of good ones in here. <br /><br />What's that, anonymous (Sharks fan) 8:47? I was too distracted by this stanchion over here...pucks sure do bounce funny off them, don't they?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-54461535660567183722012-01-10T22:22:25.638-05:002012-01-10T22:22:25.638-05:00Loser: Vancouver Canucks - Thought the Stanley Cup...Loser: Vancouver Canucks - Thought the Stanley Cup was a best of 9 series that extended into the next season.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-18844768453855477702012-01-10T20:47:57.560-05:002012-01-10T20:47:57.560-05:00^ More whining from Vancouver fans. Don't worr...^ More whining from Vancouver fans. Don't worry, the Sharks will put an end to your season.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-72017715271228930742012-01-10T20:33:05.346-05:002012-01-10T20:33:05.346-05:00Serious?, No mention of Vancouver? The Number 2 te...Serious?, No mention of Vancouver? The Number 2 team in the league right now. Pathetic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-40102722813949260792012-01-10T19:57:14.074-05:002012-01-10T19:57:14.074-05:00Winner: Los Angeles Kings - LA is in the playoff r...Winner: Los Angeles Kings - LA is in the playoff race and they seem to have many goal scores. Just keep a certain one of them away from Pancakes and they should be just fine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-3373753329207387652012-01-10T18:06:55.863-05:002012-01-10T18:06:55.863-05:00each and every one was a gem! subtle, yet explosiv...each and every one was a gem! subtle, yet explosively funny! a must read!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-33504962835802421692012-01-10T17:57:29.806-05:002012-01-10T17:57:29.806-05:00roloson jab was genius, my fave by farroloson jab was genius, my fave by farAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-41903590279071917212012-01-10T16:58:30.611-05:002012-01-10T16:58:30.611-05:00I hereby nominate the Phoenix jab for DGB quip of ...I hereby nominate the Phoenix jab for DGB quip of the year. Funniest thing you've written in a long time - and that's saying a lot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-1193132211420481922012-01-10T16:43:57.653-05:002012-01-10T16:43:57.653-05:00The last three were especially brilliant.The last three were especially brilliant.Dustinhttp://dustinkeirstead.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-91997084279120862312012-01-10T16:23:04.674-05:002012-01-10T16:23:04.674-05:00I couldn't have laughed harder at the Jets qui...I couldn't have laughed harder at the Jets quip. Excellent top-to-bottom, as per usual. Kudos.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-16408825503624223562012-01-10T15:16:22.870-05:002012-01-10T15:16:22.870-05:00Wow! Such a biased evaluation! Never mind. Bye, by...Wow! Such a biased evaluation! Never mind. Bye, bye!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-13522578830465081882012-01-10T14:57:29.250-05:002012-01-10T14:57:29.250-05:00Loser - Minnesota Wild - Have hit such a terrible ...Loser - Minnesota Wild - Have hit such a terrible mid-season skid that Down Goes Brown doesn't even take the time to make fun of them despite having a roster full of players with names like "Stoner", "Zidlicky", and "Clutterbuck". There has to be joke in there somewhere, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-50086129187673257682012-01-10T11:35:50.985-05:002012-01-10T11:35:50.985-05:00Awesome. I needed that! LOL Calgary!Awesome. I needed that! LOL Calgary!jamesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6518202653898886981.post-73784149343257904872012-01-10T11:31:14.382-05:002012-01-10T11:31:14.382-05:00As a diehard Coyotes fan, that Phoenix jab made me...As a diehard Coyotes fan, that Phoenix jab made me almost cry and throw things at the monitor. But I have to say, it was really well executed.bigleaguechyutnoreply@blogger.com